Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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