if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize
