Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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