My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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