Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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