I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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