dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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