We're facebook friends in real life
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I'm gonna fight the coyote
FUCK WHALES
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
