Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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