I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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