my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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