So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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