Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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