Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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