Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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