why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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