So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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