margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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