Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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