Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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