It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
