He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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