Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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