WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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