Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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