Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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