I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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