In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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