Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I won't apologize to a one balled man
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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