Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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