Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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