he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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