Sponge bath it is.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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