Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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