? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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