this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
She swung at the pinata with crutches
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
