sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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