Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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