Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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