apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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