I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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