is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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