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We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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