Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Ladies don't puke and tell
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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