Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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