Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Watching her eat just hurts me
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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