i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I think people are normalizing furries
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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