Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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