What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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