I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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