Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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