Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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