yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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