You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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